71. The most popular time to miss people
What time is it? Oh, 3:40 in the morning? Uh huh.
Do not pass go. Don’t even try. Just let it go!
73. Extend it to forever
How long do they plan on living? ‘Cause that’s not long enough of a breakup for this ex.
74. Uh, no, you can’t
e’s not even bothering to put any effort into this booty call. It probably wasn’t any better at 2pm when they are actually together.
75. Good point
Those are the rules of dating. You get to text when you are, and you don’t get to text when you’re not. Any questions?