This giant squirrel
Perspective is a funny thing, isn’t it?
If there were really 5-foot squirrels hanging around, we’d all be screwed.
This bread head
The only explanation I can think of is that this person covered their head with bread and tied it off with floss to experience pigeons just going to town on their face. I don’t know what would possess an individual to do this, but that’s the web for ya.